During summer you can see a different drag show, 7 days a week! A great spot to casually day drink, or get wild at night! After all, every queen needs a palace. The only gay bar and restaurant on Ocean Drive, this spot fills up rather quickly with tourist and local beach dwellers. Hands down the best choice for a drag brunch, is Palace. Drinks are a bit pricey, and there is a cover, but if you’ve never experience a male strip club, I suggest taking the in-laws and having a grand ol’ time! Swinging Richard’s, 17450 Biscayne Blvd, Miami FL I was groped by basically every member of the Village People.
Swinging Richards is full of swinging dick!! Pulled straight from the script of Magic Mike, this strip club strives to make your every fantasy come true. The name, believe it or not, says it all. The Dugout Sports Bar, 3215 NE 2nd Ave Miami FL I didn’t find my straight gay, but I did meet a man with an uncanny resemblance to Bea Aurther, so if nothing else I was able to reference the golden girls while visiting Miami. Palace is a gay restaurant/bar located in Ocean Drive’s Art Deco District. More of a local hang out spot vibe here, but a great place to grab some unpretentious after beach before nap drinks. I also know it allegedly used to be the Miami location of NYC’s used to be hot spot, Vlada, so I wanted to take a peek. Walking past The Dugout, I became instantly fixed on finding a straight gay to fall in love with. Having a brotha from another motha, I was persuaded to try out Miami’s hottest ‘urban’ gay club, Club Boi! Nothing does me more right, then a Lauryn Hill remix you can dance to! This is THE place to go if you are looking for a more hip hop vibe with cute ethnic stripers…just saying! Club Boi 2.0 Sandals, 1060 Northeast 79th St Miami FL Also for you vacationers, plenty of opportunities to “score!” Twist, 1057 Washington Ave Miami FL
Features: Bar, Hotel, Sauna Events: Monday Karaoke, Tuesday 50 OFF, Trivia Night Wednesday, Bingo Thursday, Fridays Bears and Hares, Boogie Blast Saturdays Pricing: 9 -30 (plus tax) Rating: 4. Somewhere in all that there was Latin boys dancing on poles! If this isn’t the Babylon of Miami, I don’t know what is. This bar is one of the best gay bars in Miami, Florida. We walked into a video bar, and what drunk gay doesn’t LOVE a video bar? That was just the first stop, we went through a BBQ, a bungalow, a patio, a dance floor, and a lounge….yes all in one.
With more bars then I could count, this club is the food court of gay bars. “Never a cover, and always a groove” at South Beaches cray cray Twist. I think we can all agree no real gay bar can match up to such high standards, but its warm and sunny so who really cares?
In an effort to pay homage to perhaps one of the best movies ever made, I got on my raft and floated over to Miami to find the modern day version of The Birdcage.